The letter Q

I have decided to put this here lest I forget:

How'd you do that?

Do what?

Hang that funny looking thing in the air like that?

That's not a funny looking thing.

It sure looks like a funny looking thing.

That's because you dont know what the letter Q looks like.

I dont know what the letter Q looks like? That's a laugh.

No THIS is a laugh. And I still say you dont know what the letter Q looks like.

It's looks like..well it's kinda....

Would you like a hint?

Yes.

Well it looks exactly like this.

Oh you mean that funny looking thing.

YES! YES! YES ! It's the letter Q Q Q!! It's used all the time. It's used in such words as quick quiet quarrel quit. Do you hear?

Perfectly.

Now are there any questions?

How'd you do that?

Do what?

Hang that funny looking thing in the air like that?

THAT'S NOT A FUNNY LOOKING THING!!

You're a funny looking thing.

This came to mind when I was washing dishes and I wanted to preserve this memory. I was talking to some Form ones this morning and we were talking about Sesame Street and they were singing a song that sounded like 50 cent's first hit, but the word 'party' was substituted with 'bath'. I was highly annoyed but I guess they must cater for this generation.

*sigh*