So I saw a ghost from my past when I went to West Mall on Monday.

I saw his friend and I was like this idiot surely isnt far behind, and lo and behold, he snuck up on me.
All of a sudden he has this accent. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....TRYING to sound so sophisticated.
Then he drops the line that he was thinking about me the other day. Maybe he expected me to be like, "Really???" I was more like, "Why?"

STEUPS.

You mean to tell me that he hasnt found a job YET!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What did I ever see in that JACKASS???????

*slaps forehead*